It's not such a good idea to use your oven for storage.



I never used that thing anyway. You know what I did on Tuesday? I drove to Trader Joe's.



I was really impressed. They have great food at great prices. I picked up a pizza, soup, burritos, lasagna, cookies, nuts, hummus, milk, cereal all for around $39! How's that for a deal?

Now, on my way home, I had to deal with some jerk in a Porsche 911 turbo. At a red light, he was reading text messages and failing to go when the light was green. I'm not one to blow the horn at will but I don't want to be there all day either. So, I blow the horn, he takes off, no big deal. A few lights later he does the same thing, I blow the horn twice this time. He takes off, then slams on his brakes and waits for the light to change. He's forcing a red light on me! Keep in mind, I'm not the jerk checking his text messages. The tough guy takes off, leaving me the red light but little does he know that I have a crazy gene. My crazy gene kicked in and I went through the light too. So you see, he didn't win. What an A-hole! In fact, I'm naming him my...



People! Am I right?

Stay gold --

Bob