You want to get the blood flowing, kick a little Welcome to the Jungle in your headphones -- still so good! It's like a sonic Q-tip*, wow, that's a cool name for a band (*copyright bobborden.com).

I was taking the escalator in the Port Authority last night, I look over at the staircase and see a guy on the ground picking up papers and his cell phone. I felt bad for the guy and wished I could help him. Seconds after that thought he picks up the cell phone and yells to someone that's on the line, "You always call at the worst f#&king times! I just dropped all my s$%t!" Ha ha ha, like it's the caller's fault that this turd doesn't know how to answer the phone! People are great until you get to know them* (*copyright bobborden.com, hey, I like the sound of that too, ha ha).

You know what I did on vacation? I bought one of those cool Razor cell phones.


Bob's new
phone

Was my old phone broken? No. Did I really need this? No. So why did I do it? Well, I got my last "free" phone three months before my cell phone provider got the razor. My old phone was clunky, it felt like I was holding a shoe box next to my head. My next "free" phone is about a year away...I just said to myself, why wait?! Live for today! I bought a used one (ebay) for $177 and, I sold my old one for $50 on Ebay! Pretty good deal if you ask me. I love it. I'm not a cell phone guy either but there's something about it that's cool. Cool is good.

You know what look I'm getting sick of? The rich girl wearing the cowboy hat. I saw this a lot in the Hamptons. I happened to think of it on the walk through the Port Authority because I saw a guy that was going for the Amish look. You thought the rich girl cowboy hat was bad, wait 'til you see this Amish thing...it's like a walking nightmare. If you're lucky enough to be rich, just be rich -- save the cowboy hat for the hard-working folks driving cattle on the range.

That's it! Have a great day.

Best,

Bob