Bonus story from my vacation:

For the first time this season I was able to get my boat in the water:

Seahawk 300

Funny story, I launched her off the dock and all of the sudden, I heard a snake hissing at me! Turns out, I snagged a nail and all the air was rushing out! Not being a strong swimmer, panic ensued but I was able to get back before I went into the drink. It only got the bottom of the boat, so I think I'm cool for the rest of the season, whew!

Time once again for...


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Secret Confessions is a new feature to bobborden.com where I tell something about myself that normal people don't usually share. So, here we go...

I was telling a new friend about my weekend and mentioned that my Sunday was a little boring. I said the highlight was going to be buying a hair dryer but then I decided that making that trek would be too boring for words. Intrigued, my friend wanted to know what I use a hair dryer for. I do only have 3 hairs on my head. Letting this information go was a tactical error on my part because, OF COURSE I'm not blow drying my hair...any idiot can see that! So, I had to explain to someone that I'm just trying to get to know that, (big breath), I use a hair dryer to dry off my armpits after I apply roll-on deodorant. So there you go -- Secret Confessions.

I'm going to get this tattooed on my stomach: Single-4-life -- ha ha.

Have a good one!

Best,

Bob