Ladies and gentlemen...TOM CRUISE!!!

*A bobborden.com exclusive!

I love it when the big stars come by.

So last week, I'm on the bus and I happen to notice this girl in front of me. I noticed her because she was doing something I've never seen before. She reached in her bag, pulled out some eye pads, put them on and I guess, relaxed?

You know, these things

Isn't that a little weird?! Is that what you should do on the bus? I mean, the bus is disgusting! I honestly don't know what you get from having eye pads on for 15 minutes but it doesn't seem right...right? She also made a couple of LOUD cellphone calls. I don't understand anything anymore.

Just to clarify yesterday's diary; there was no direct correlation between the bird flu and the celery. It was just a silly joke that one strain of this flu caused something odd to grow out of my head. A couple of people who shall remain nameless (my friend Steve and my Mom) were trying to find the logic in my joke. Ain't no logic here baby! All of my photos of myself are taken with the good-old self timer...here's one during the "celery shoot" that didn't quite work:

Not even close!

Last item of the day: I'm walking home the other night around 9PM and I come across a drunk girl...crazy, stumbling drunk. I'm behind her for about a block and then catch up to her...knowing that I try to be a good samaritan whenever I can, did I:

A: Keep on walking
B: Motion for a policeman to help her out
C: Ask her if she needed a walk home
D: Call a taxi

What did I do and why? Answer tomorrow.

Have a great day!

Best,

Bob