In what can only be called the biggest F.U. to yours truly in the last few years...On Friday around 2:30 PM, wait - this story needs a little backstory...remember this?


Bob's latest impulse buy, a cool
shirt with a fish on the back
(file photo)

Finding a cool shirt in my size is a rare occurrence...finding a SUPER-COOL shirt, like the one pictured above, is even rarer. The last time I had a SUPER-COOL shirt, it was 8-13-84, Ronnie James Dio was in Pittsburgh and so was I! I wore that shirt (The Last in Line concert T) almost everyday. Back to the story, I'm in my bosses' office talking about business and in walks my "friend" Tom. Holy CRAP, he's wearing my SUPER-COOL shirt!

What the F?!
[L to R]: Tom, Bob

I lost my s#%t! It was such a GREAT joke, such an unprovoked attack - Tom, saw my joy, saw that my pride was up by about 10%, ordered the same shirt and decided to squash me like a bug. Tom's still a good friend, I DO get the greatness of his joke but I have no choice in what I'm about to say...I'm naming Tom the bobborden.com A-Hole of the Week!

A-Hole of the Week!
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(file photo)

Do NOT cross me!

After work on Friday I made plans to check out David Blaine's latest "magic" trick...you know about this, right?

David Blaine

He's staying in this water-filled sphere for a week. My friend Lauren is doing the PR for this event, so that was the reason for me to go up...really the only reason as I'm not a magic fan. I ended up at work longer than I thought and decided not to go...good thing because she said it was a madhouse. I'm not one for crowds.

I thought about his latest stunt and really, I don't know what the big deal is...

How Bob spent his
weekend

Such a LONG way to go for that, wow! That photo took about an hour, ha ha. And well worth it...take THAT Blaine!

That's it! Have a great day.

Best,

Bob