It's Sunday night, I'm thinking about writing my diary and I know I have nothing to talk about. So, I take a couple of photos of my apartment, load them up on the computer and totally forgot about taking this gem:

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Do you know how excited I was when I saw this in the A & P?! Don't you get it? For the first time, the rotisserie-chicken containers have handles! It's such a great design too, the handle is part of the bottom plastic! They've been trying new stuff lately to move these birds. First was the plastic container without a handle, then just a simple bag (gross) and now this! Life is grand.

Oh, if the rest of my weekend could only be as great as that chicken thing.

You want to know what else I did this weekend? I moved my sofa from one side of the apartment to the other.

Amazing!

Someday I'm going to look back on this part of my life and wonder what the f@%k I was doing.

Bob's inner voice: No more bulls#%t Bob -- life is too short. It's f#@king the end of April and you haven't done f#@king s&#t! What the f#%k is wrong with you?! (My inner voice has the mouth of a sailor.)

That's it.

Best,

Bob