March 17, 2006
My ability to post photos is back! But timing is everything. The photo I wanted to post on Tuesday doesn't mean too much now but let's try it anyway...
This past Monday, Howard Stern was on the Late Show. I think it's safe to say that my audience and his audience are probably pretty similar. With that in mind, I give you a bobborden.com WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Here's a photo of Howard you WON'T see in your trashy supermarket tabloids:
Howard Stern
Man I went A LONG way for a joke I've done before (but that really is him).
Did you see that show 'American Inventor' last night? It was kind of fun. I'm convinced you can take four judges, put them in front of a bowl of light bulbs and you'd have a hit show. I thought I invented something earlier this week:
I invented an Orange Peeler. But after two seconds of research, many people have had the idea before me. When I peel an orange, I can't stand using my fingernails because I keep 'em short and the peel doesn't come off in an easy fashion. So, I started using a spoon and it works great. My design was basically an improvement on the spoon. This product niche is SO overdeveloped, I found what could easily be described as the Cadillac of orange peelers (it costs $75!)...check this out:
Hugo Pott Orange Peeler
Here's the description: "Hugo Pott Orange Peeler. Made in Germany of high quality stainless steel with a satin finish. For those who demand the very best. Gift boxed."
Ha ha! For $75 the thing better peel my orange and draw my bath! Praise the Lord it's gift boxed...that must be the deal breaker in a lot of $75 orange peeler sales. "OK, but does it come gift boxed? No? Come on honey, we're out of here! I know where we can buy a $150 ice tray."
Time for a LOTTERY UPDATE! I did win $157 in the Pick 4! I took $100 of that and put it in my pocket. What did I do with the other $57? Oh, you don't want to hear about that.
That's it -- have a great...Wait, you DO want to hear about it?
((SIGH)) OKAY...I'm a firm believer in two things; #1. Love and #2. LETTING IT RIDE! I bought $57 of Pick 4s. I was one number off, twice. Had I played the pick 3, I'd be gold but such is life. It was fun -- I HAD to do it.
I just bought a lovely album.
Cat Stevens' Teaser & The Firecat
Damn good listening.
OK, that's all I know. Have a great weekend.
Best,
Bob
This past Monday, Howard Stern was on the Late Show. I think it's safe to say that my audience and his audience are probably pretty similar. With that in mind, I give you a bobborden.com WORLD EXCLUSIVE! Here's a photo of Howard you WON'T see in your trashy supermarket tabloids:
Howard SternMan I went A LONG way for a joke I've done before (but that really is him).
Did you see that show 'American Inventor' last night? It was kind of fun. I'm convinced you can take four judges, put them in front of a bowl of light bulbs and you'd have a hit show. I thought I invented something earlier this week:
I invented an Orange Peeler. But after two seconds of research, many people have had the idea before me. When I peel an orange, I can't stand using my fingernails because I keep 'em short and the peel doesn't come off in an easy fashion. So, I started using a spoon and it works great. My design was basically an improvement on the spoon. This product niche is SO overdeveloped, I found what could easily be described as the Cadillac of orange peelers (it costs $75!)...check this out:
Hugo Pott Orange PeelerHere's the description: "Hugo Pott Orange Peeler. Made in Germany of high quality stainless steel with a satin finish. For those who demand the very best. Gift boxed."
Ha ha! For $75 the thing better peel my orange and draw my bath! Praise the Lord it's gift boxed...that must be the deal breaker in a lot of $75 orange peeler sales. "OK, but does it come gift boxed? No? Come on honey, we're out of here! I know where we can buy a $150 ice tray."
Time for a LOTTERY UPDATE! I did win $157 in the Pick 4! I took $100 of that and put it in my pocket. What did I do with the other $57? Oh, you don't want to hear about that.
That's it -- have a great...Wait, you DO want to hear about it?
((SIGH)) OKAY...I'm a firm believer in two things; #1. Love and #2. LETTING IT RIDE! I bought $57 of Pick 4s. I was one number off, twice. Had I played the pick 3, I'd be gold but such is life. It was fun -- I HAD to do it.
I just bought a lovely album.
Cat Stevens' Teaser & The FirecatDamn good listening.
OK, that's all I know. Have a great weekend.
Best,
Bob
