To give you a mental picture of what I look like as I write today's diary, just picture this: I had an awful dinner tonight, to make up for it, I just ate something bad, so I feel gross. I'm sitting on my floor by the radiator...It's a little too hot in here, so I'm in my underwear. And finally, I look to my right - there's a cat looking at me for reasons I don't know...I look to my left and there's the other cat, chewing on the power cord to my laptop. And now, today's diary:

Carl (friend/messageboard poster) was right when he guessed that I fell asleep on my sofa before I wrote the old diary yesterday. BTW, happy belated birthday Carl! Anyway, I had my blanket on my sofa because Sunday night, my neighbors woke me up at 2:30 AM, I pounded on the wall, they stopped but things are never the same after that...best to just get up and sleep somewhere else. So, Monday night, after a long day, the sofa/blanket combo did me in.

I wore my new glasses yesterday. I'm happy to report that I like them! Finally, a good pair! A lot of folks said they like them too -- people are so nice sometimes.

I have to give a MAJOR shout out to David Schrader. Who's David Schrader you ask...Well, he's a fan of bobborden.com that happens to work at a publishing house. David Schrader must be a hell of a guy because he sent me a free book!

Chuck Norris' The Justice Riders
(Those are also my new glasses)

How cool is that?! Here's the book description: "From the gold and silver mines of California and Nevada to the wide open plains of Texas, the American West was a wild frontier in the 1870s where dangerous outlaws pursued devilish dreams of fortune. But there were other men of simple faith, unsung Civil War heroes who adventured west to bring justice to places that had none. Those they called "The Justice Riders.""

How cool is that?! Sounds like Chuck figured out a way to kick some ass in the old west, ha ha! Hollywood, make this a movie now! Thanks again David!

That's all I got.

Have a sweet day!

Best,

Bob