Great news, the word out of Texas is that Baby Jessica (got stuck in a well in 1987), apparently not a baby anymore, got married in a private ceremony recently. Private to everyone but me...here's a world-exclusive photo that you'll only see on bobborden.com:

Congratulations Jessica!

The second-best headline from yesterday was this: Japanese Scientists Identify Ear Wax Gene

I just did a google search for 'ear wax' for that headline and now I think I'm going to throw up. Gross!

That's it! That baby Jessica photo took about an hour and thirty minutes to finish...if you didn't find it funny, then you have no soul.

Be real!

Best,

Bob