You know I'm in show business, right? Any person in 'the biz' worth his salt has a headshot. When I was auditioning for commercial work (5 years ago) I went out on my own (always a bad idea) and found a guy to take my photos. The guy's studio...was in his studio, as in studio apartment. Needless to say, my headshots looked like crap on a stick. Fast forward five years...I'm back on the tube with Late Show and I have a couple of Guiding Light appearance under my belt -- time for a new head shot so I can get more work. I credit my bosses Justin & Eric for the idea. I was put in touch with CBS' guy, John. John's famous for his work and he's a hell of a nice guy. His 60 Minutes shoot got canceled, I was able to go over and get my photo taken. It was crazy to think that his afternoon went from 60 Minutes to Bob, ha ha. I'm a lucky sum bitch, don't think I don't realize that.

Anyway, the point of that last paragraph is this:



Pretty damn good, if I do say so myself. I'm going to send them out next week. But until then, If you have a TV show and you need an actor, drop me a line.

Remember when I made that pledge to quit going to the casino for a year? Well, my birthday's in October and they just sent me a gift of seventy slot dollars. And there's another promotion where I can get $100 more -- that's 170 slot dollars! I don't want to hurt Mr. Borgata's feelings by turning down his generous offer. No one said temptation was easy. I can't stay on a diet, I don't see how the hell I'm going to curb this addiction. Speaking of The Borgata...Uncle Ron, your bottle opener is in the mail...I swear!

That's it -- Have a great weekend! Here's to hoping that Rita doesn't know where the hell to go and heads back to sea!

Best,

Bob