What's the quickest way I can write today's diary? I know; Lists!

Things Tivo records for me without asking me: The Parkers, TRL, Jackie Chan Adventures and Kim Possible

Most-listened to songs on my ipod: Kings of Leon's The Bucket - 47 times, The Concretes' You Can't Hurry Love - 29 times, Anthrax's Panic - 22 times

Least-listened to songs on my ipod: Jim Neighbors' Impossible Dream

Number of cars I've owned since 1999: 5

Number of cars I've owned since 1999 that have been destroyed by bowling balls: 2

Women who have loved me as much as I've loved them: 0

Hey, they can't all be funny!

Things I just don't get: R. Kelly's The Closet, Rap Feuds, Statues that move, that Palmeiro guy

Things I get: Not having time to write a real diary

Cool magazine my friend Tom gave me that you should check out: Paste Magazine (music and culture)

Cool Magazine!

Interesting thought/question: Are there more women teachers having sex with their students or male teachers? The media is telling me it happens more with women teachers.

Question that every man is asking himself when hearing about hot teachers having sex with students: Where were these teachers when I was in school!?

Best album I downloaded in the last five seconds: Brian Setzer's Rockabilly Riot, Vol. 1: A Tribute to Sun Records

Brian Setzer

Odds that tomorrow's diary will be better than this one: Pretty good

Friends I have in England: 3

Late Show Birthday's for Aug 3rd, 2005: Joe Grossman!

Best way for me to sign off: That's it!

Best,

Bob