Recently, I added HBO to my Directv. I figured I'd better load up now because the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm is coming on the 25th. I'd hate to get caught with my pants around my ankles. I also heard great things about Entourage. And man, did I hear right, it's such a funny show...my favorite character has to be Johnny Drama, very funny. You can't go wrong with a Dillon brother. The reason I bring this up is because I was flipping around the guide of shows and there was a movie I really wanted to see on Cinemax. I tuned it in but that channel was blocked. I thought HBO & Cinemax were a package deal but I guess when you get HBO, you only get 5 HBOs and Sundance. So I'm going to have to wait until the film Bikini Airways comes to HBO. Come on, BIKINI AIRWAYS...Give it up, damn! Such a long way to go for that.

I'm back in the swing of things and sadly, that means falling asleep on my sofa. Last night wasn't too bad except for the weird angle that made me feel like I was going to vomit when I sat up. You take the good with the bad. So, it goes without saying that today's diary is going to be short...short in length but NOT short on excitement -- thanks to my friend Jay Johnson. Jay went to New Zealand to quench his thirst for their adventure sports. Please join Jay in a jump from the Nevis Highwire Bungy -- New Zealand's highest bungy jump at 134m (440 feet) above a river canyon:

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WOW! How cool was that?! I'm happy to report that Jay made it back alive to share his story and to bungy jump another day -- Thanks Jay!

Not to be outdone, here's my friend Walter taming a snake:



Ummmm...Hmmmmmm, OK, thanks. (sorry I had to end the diary on a downbeat but Walter insisted I put that in)

Oh the skits...Have a great day!

Best,

Bob