July 21, 2005
(Paragraph mood: Silly)
The night before my car was destroyed, I took her out for one last spin around the block. To be honest, I was just trying to get rid of the gas because I didn't want the car to explode when the bowling balls hit. After about an hour of driving the sh@t out of it, I realized that this process would take all night. That thought hit me around the Nutley area (I go where I know). Here's the funny part, it was crazy hot, I happened to be passing a Wendy's, so I went through the drive-thru and got a frosty. I was eating a frosty, in my hot car, sweating like crazy, in an empty parking lot, at 11 PM...wasn't that a cool way to say goodbye to one's beloved automobile? I guess the line between 'cool' and 'pathetic' is pretty thin. I'm SO glad and SO lucky that I got that piece of sh@t off my hands. Ooooooo, that Frosty was sooooooo goooood!
(Paragraph mood: Dumb)
Do you like music, do you use itunes? I love itunes, over vacation they were having a countdown to 500,000,000 downloaded songs -- crazy when you think about it. Anyway, they were giving away prizes, if you were the 10,000th person to download a song, you won an ipod mini. Needless to say, I was trying to win. I only spent about $16...my friend Jay spent over $60. One night, I'm back in Ohio, it's 2:30 AM, the countdown numbers are close, now I guess with it being so late and my being more tired than I realized, I download the same song twice! To my credit, one is a studio version and one is live but that's pretty bad. Shout out to the The Marshall Tucker Band and their song, Can't You See. Live and learn.
(Paragraph mood: Angry Bob)
I'm driving from Hoboken to Ohio (last Sunday), it's crazy hot with no AC, I'm sweating, my cats are sweating, it was just a bad trip. I'm on the road for about four hours, when i get to my favorite exit on route 80, Buckhorn, I pull off and get some lunch. I like this exit because there are a lot of fast food choices. Anyway, I choose Burger King. I get my food, pull around the building to eat in the shade (I like to stay in the car with my cats, as they'd die on such a hot day). I open up my hamburger and there's stuff on it! I ordered it plain -- I DON'T LIKE STUFF ON IT!!! That's why I asked for it plain -- Does 'Have it your way,' ring a bell?! This sets me off, I put my soda on the seat (my stupid old car had ZERO cup holders), take the stuff off my sandwich and now I have no where to put it...keep in mind, I'm out of my head with heat fever! I decide to throw it out of my car -- I open my passenger door to dump this unwanted slop in their parking lot and my soda falls to the ground!
Bob was more animal
than man
Soda-less and pissed, I drove away and ate my burger at a rest stop, twenty minutes away. The moral of this story? Two wrongs don't make a right. Sure, BK screwed up but I didn't have to go Hulk crazy and litter. One to grow on.
I think I'm going to have to move my bed into my living room (close to the A/C), the sofa isn't cutting it. It wasn't as humid last night but they say it's coming back. The city seemed less humid than Hoboken. Funny how that works. Excuse me for a second....YAWN!!! OK, I'm back.
I'm not an avid viewer of Law & Order but every time I watch it, I'm amazed with Sam Waterston.
How good
is this guy?
He's really good! I just thought I'd mention that, I think he'd be good in films....HOLLYWOOD, ARE YOU LISTENING?
That's it! Have a sweet day.
All my best,
Bob
The night before my car was destroyed, I took her out for one last spin around the block. To be honest, I was just trying to get rid of the gas because I didn't want the car to explode when the bowling balls hit. After about an hour of driving the sh@t out of it, I realized that this process would take all night. That thought hit me around the Nutley area (I go where I know). Here's the funny part, it was crazy hot, I happened to be passing a Wendy's, so I went through the drive-thru and got a frosty. I was eating a frosty, in my hot car, sweating like crazy, in an empty parking lot, at 11 PM...wasn't that a cool way to say goodbye to one's beloved automobile? I guess the line between 'cool' and 'pathetic' is pretty thin. I'm SO glad and SO lucky that I got that piece of sh@t off my hands. Ooooooo, that Frosty was sooooooo goooood!
(Paragraph mood: Dumb)
Do you like music, do you use itunes? I love itunes, over vacation they were having a countdown to 500,000,000 downloaded songs -- crazy when you think about it. Anyway, they were giving away prizes, if you were the 10,000th person to download a song, you won an ipod mini. Needless to say, I was trying to win. I only spent about $16...my friend Jay spent over $60. One night, I'm back in Ohio, it's 2:30 AM, the countdown numbers are close, now I guess with it being so late and my being more tired than I realized, I download the same song twice! To my credit, one is a studio version and one is live but that's pretty bad. Shout out to the The Marshall Tucker Band and their song, Can't You See. Live and learn.
(Paragraph mood: Angry Bob)
I'm driving from Hoboken to Ohio (last Sunday), it's crazy hot with no AC, I'm sweating, my cats are sweating, it was just a bad trip. I'm on the road for about four hours, when i get to my favorite exit on route 80, Buckhorn, I pull off and get some lunch. I like this exit because there are a lot of fast food choices. Anyway, I choose Burger King. I get my food, pull around the building to eat in the shade (I like to stay in the car with my cats, as they'd die on such a hot day). I open up my hamburger and there's stuff on it! I ordered it plain -- I DON'T LIKE STUFF ON IT!!! That's why I asked for it plain -- Does 'Have it your way,' ring a bell?! This sets me off, I put my soda on the seat (my stupid old car had ZERO cup holders), take the stuff off my sandwich and now I have no where to put it...keep in mind, I'm out of my head with heat fever! I decide to throw it out of my car -- I open my passenger door to dump this unwanted slop in their parking lot and my soda falls to the ground!
Bob was more animal than man
Soda-less and pissed, I drove away and ate my burger at a rest stop, twenty minutes away. The moral of this story? Two wrongs don't make a right. Sure, BK screwed up but I didn't have to go Hulk crazy and litter. One to grow on.
I think I'm going to have to move my bed into my living room (close to the A/C), the sofa isn't cutting it. It wasn't as humid last night but they say it's coming back. The city seemed less humid than Hoboken. Funny how that works. Excuse me for a second....YAWN!!! OK, I'm back.
I'm not an avid viewer of Law & Order but every time I watch it, I'm amazed with Sam Waterston.
How goodis this guy?
He's really good! I just thought I'd mention that, I think he'd be good in films....HOLLYWOOD, ARE YOU LISTENING?
That's it! Have a sweet day.
All my best,
Bob
