My ‘comments’ section was H-O-T yesterday! 25 postings as of this writing and nothing offended me – thank you. We’re finally going to stick it to those Madison Avenue Fat Cats when we take it to the streets! (?)

I don’t have a lot to say today, I’ve been focusing my attention elsewhere this week. As I write today’s diary, a live Ozzy song just came on my ipod and Ozzy asked the screaming crowd, “Are you ready to Rock ‘N’ Roll?!” What kind of question is that? Of course they’re ready to rock ‘n’ roll…they bought the albums, got tickets, left work early to go see Ozzy! Honestly, if it were still 1981, I think I might have complained. “The show was great but Ozzy kept asking rhetorical questions all night.” (This paragraph was almost something, oh well.)

Crap, Mother’s Day is coming up! I have to get something in the mail ASAP. I’m hoping my mom reads this and gives me the old, ‘I don’t need anything as long as you’re happy’ routine. That’d be cool…I can fake being happy, ha ha. MOM – I’m sorry if the lottery tickets don’t get there in time. (Now we’re picking up steam, can you feel it?!)

Time for a new feature to bobborden.com today, I call it Bob’s Random Scan. I’ll put a bunch of random items on my scanner and you can have hours of fun figuring out what everything is…ready….GO!


Random Scan

I don’t know...that was kind of pointless, right? And that was Bob’s Random Scan! Tell your friends.

Hey, I got home last night, picked up the phone and I talked to, drum roll please, a woman. How’s that for exciting?! Just a friend thing but it’s always nice to meet good people. You know what I’m saying?

So that’s it for today – I pulled another one out of my ass, ha ha! (Sorry about that.)


“You’re beautiful!”

All my best,

Bob