I had a bad day yesterday. I have a visual representation of how I felt ALL DAY:


“SIGH!”

That happened on my walk to the bus in the morning…it was downhill from that point forward. And all the positive thinking in the world couldn’t help me. Whatever.

I made fun of Apple’s shuffle play feature to open yesterday’s diary. To make up for such poor selections, my ipod came through HUGE on the walk home last night…check this out:

Smashing Pumpkins – An Ode to No One
Ben Folds Five – Evaporated
Dio – The Last in Line
Motley Crue – Dr. Feelgood
Seal - Prayer for the Dying

All great songs, all random. Thank you ipod, I’m sorry we ever fought.

Why put off tomorrow what you can do today: I canceled my Directv yesterday. Checkmate! But there’s a snag…they didn’t really turn it off, so I have to call back. The operator asked me why I was getting rid of my service and I told her: ‘I love it, I’m a loyal customer but I just watch too much TV, so I want it out.’ The operator responded, “That’s a new one.” Ha ha! She must have thought I was nuts. Such is life. Phase 2 (diet) and phase 3 (exercise), coming soon!

That’s it! I haven’t shaved since last Thursday; I’m going to do that now – Oh, the life of a bachelor – IT’S CRAZY!

Word to your mother,

Bob