April 13, 2005
I get on the bus yesterday morning, sit next to a dude and he says to me, “You’re not going to sing AC/DC are you?” Of course, he’s referencing the last time I was on the show, with the Poconos/V-day piece. I respond the way I usually do to strangers that know me, I said, “You’re not going to kill me, are you?” Ha ha, I’m such an ass. We got to talking and we actually met on the bus years ago when I first started getting on air, about 1995. I didn’t remember that interaction, he did…oops. Anyway, we both like the Steelers, so I’ll probably run into him this season. There’s a bar in Hoboken where a lot of Steelers fans gather. Now I have proof that I’m somewhat famous, ha ha. For being so nice, I’m naming Keith, one of Bob’s People:

Keith is one of
Bob’s People
Now, if you’d like your photo on bobborden.com, don’t be shy, introduce yourself the next time you see me on the bus. Hopefully you’re a single woman.
I’m sitting at my desk reading a magazine…I mean, reading an important script -- my friend Steve walks up to my desk and it looks like he has a question. Instead of saying ‘Bob,’ he says, “Bor-don-ics.” I’m not exactly sure why that made me laugh so hard. It just makes no sense. That’s the word of the week: Bordonics. I told a few people about that and their response was, ‘I don’t get it’ -- There’s nothing to get, it is what it is…people!
As I post today’s diary, I could be 120 million richer. That’d be nice. I’m splitting the cash with Walter and “Sally” if I win and vice versa. Oh sweet Lord, you know I’ve been good, hook a brother up!
Yuk, I hate talking about topics I bring up ALL THE TIME. The lotto? Everybody wants to win the lotto. I need something strong to end the diary today. Think Bordonics, think! I got it: How about a new feature to bobborden.com?
I leave you today with something brand new, I call it; 11:25 BEER…here we go:

11:25 BEER!
Anything? Oh well, it sure was tasty! And I’ll have no trouble sleeping as beer is nature’s sleeping pill.
THAT’S IT!
Have a great day.
All my best,
Bob

Keith is one of
Bob’s People
Now, if you’d like your photo on bobborden.com, don’t be shy, introduce yourself the next time you see me on the bus. Hopefully you’re a single woman.
I’m sitting at my desk reading a magazine…I mean, reading an important script -- my friend Steve walks up to my desk and it looks like he has a question. Instead of saying ‘Bob,’ he says, “Bor-don-ics.” I’m not exactly sure why that made me laugh so hard. It just makes no sense. That’s the word of the week: Bordonics. I told a few people about that and their response was, ‘I don’t get it’ -- There’s nothing to get, it is what it is…people!
As I post today’s diary, I could be 120 million richer. That’d be nice. I’m splitting the cash with Walter and “Sally” if I win and vice versa. Oh sweet Lord, you know I’ve been good, hook a brother up!
Yuk, I hate talking about topics I bring up ALL THE TIME. The lotto? Everybody wants to win the lotto. I need something strong to end the diary today. Think Bordonics, think! I got it: How about a new feature to bobborden.com?
I leave you today with something brand new, I call it; 11:25 BEER…here we go:

11:25 BEER!
Anything? Oh well, it sure was tasty! And I’ll have no trouble sleeping as beer is nature’s sleeping pill.
THAT’S IT!
Have a great day.
All my best,
Bob

